Dating Advice from Professor Toilet Nation. Good stuff!
So you want to find a mate and start reproducing to help out with the dwindling White birth rate? Good.
Here’s some advice on dating I’ve learned by watching college kids and fellow instructors act like idiots in their love lives since 1999. As a Christmas present, I’ll share it.
Whether you are male or female, do NOT date someone who:
Allows His or Her Weight to Fluctuate Repeatedly—This is a sign of being the kind of person who will neglect problems (or assignments or grading) until they become critical and then, in a panic, focus intently on them (and insist upon your help). This is a person who will cause drama and trouble in your life. This is the person who is constantly talking about being on a diet but has a shopping cart full of tortilla chips and frozen pizza or a desk drawer full of Dove…
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