Marine Todd stories; Humor

Funny stuff!


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6 Responses to Marine Todd stories; Humor

  1. Ryu says:

    Marines are the USG’s hired muscle. They kill for money. They do all the dirty work that the suits in NYC and DC won’t do.

    This is slaves complaining about massa. As long as the checks keep rolling in, they will do as they’re told.

  2. Anon says:

    And there is little we can do but wait for paycheck liberalism to play itself out.

    A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

    The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

    I yelled to him that “Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved”.

    And he yelled back that “Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn’t even an American”.

    So I said that “Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian”!

    He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!”

    “And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.”

  4. New England Millennial says:

    Yawn. Just another braindead jarhead. He forgot the part about the “librul atheist profesr demanding boykot & sankshuns fer God’s chosen ppl, Israel.”

    Southerners bitch and moan about the “damn Yankees” in the northeast, and yet we’re not the ones joining up en masse for Washington & NYC’s ZOG international police force.
    Up here, people associate the military with blacks, puerto-ricans, people whose parents can’t afford “collich”, and foreigners trying to get a green card.

  5. Rollory says:

    These are funny but they read like intentional self-parody.

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